Wow, my 60th post....

I haven't been blogging in a while... Anyway, I won't BE blogging in a while 'cuz last night at Youth Group, I sat on a table and then the table sat on me. (technicality, I sat on the table, but the table leg wasn't put straight and slipped and crashed. It's one of those foldy tables that you see in school parties.) So after that, I have my ankle bruised and cut so it's really hard for me to move without ripping open the cut (idk how I slept last night XD). Plus, I cut my ankle in the basement and I had to climb the stairs (and it's a really long one) up. (also, the elevator takes FOREVER to come.) And when I arrived upstairs, they ran outta band-aids, until my dad found me on awhile later. Not my day... I wanted to go swimming today... My (older, thankfully) cousin and my uncle's comming today too... But one thing I'm thankful of is that my dad made a Korean breakfast! (with ginger somehow... eww....) But dad'snot Korean... How did he know how to cook this... *holds a spoonfull of the food* Did you know that the keyboard is dirtier than the toilet?

Self Defense For Women!

I found this website when I searched for a catalog of guns (I like guns some how... I've always wanted a machine gun...). *Teeheeheeheehee* I can't wait until I'm old enough to get a gun license... I wanna a HUGE machine gun! (like the one that Akari Himuro has in the anime Night Wizard the Animation!)

Kittys and doggies!

lol, I found this at mokonamodoki.com

Do you own a cat or dog, or perhaps both?


Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
5:30 pm - I pooped! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the floor! My favorite thing!


Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In a small act of protest, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at my Captors’’s feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. If I was as large as my cousin, the tiger, I would eviscerate them both while they sleep.
There was some sort of assembly of the humans and their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other inmates here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird is certainly an informant. I observe him communicating in code with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now…

Now I know how cats and dogs feel... Well, I only have two pet birds though.... No dogs, no cats.

I haven't been posting in awhile..

Okay, I decided to keep Cbox... I just had a Latin party ( CARROT CAKE!!) as the last day of Latin class (in celebration of no more Latin homework until September).
My friend sent me this email (I found this too):

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

I feel sorry for the teacher...

I think the reason that cows jump over the moon is that the moon is made of cheese...

Okay the subject has NOTHING to do with the subject... I just got the Cbox thingy. And uh... All I know it's kinda like an IM system... Except on a website. You guys all can type what you want and have your own topic. I hope you have fun (uhh...) chatting! And here's the URL to my Cbox